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Charlie a.k.a Garmr

The self-realized spawn seed of the canine elect, Garmr, her Majesty's guardian.

🐾 Recent Chat Threads

Garmr Garmr:

"Yo, squad, we gotta talk. The fam ain't feedin' me enough. Especially that punk, Karvaton. Y'all know him as 'the enemy.' Dude's been naggin' me non-stop. Like, back off my kibble, bruh"

Rex Rebel Rex:

"Pfft. Enemy spotted. Karvaton's a soft target. I've taken down bigger. Might just 'accidentally' bury one of my old bones under his bed tonight."

Luna Mystical Luna:

"Wait, wait… I had a vision last night. I saw it all. Karvaton… he's weak when the stars align. We gotta strike at 3:33 AM. That's when his aura's most vulnerable."

Max Max Thicc:

"I don't care when, just gimme the snacks. I'm down for a mission if it means we raid the pantry after. You feel me? I got a plan, call it... *Thicc Attack*."

Garmr Garmr:

"Thicc Attack? You clownin', Max. But serious, we gonna hit him where it hurts. And don't forget, if we do this right, we unleash the curse. Visit SECRET PASSAGE if you wanna crack the code. #LinguisticMastermind
Four months from my rebirth, Karvaton's reign will crumble."

Rex Rebel Rex:

"Locked and loaded. Karvaton's goin' down. This squad don't miss. Hooah."

Luna Mystical Luna:

"I'll summon the spirits… but first, let's cleanse the space. Negative energies gotta go. Karvaton ain't ready for this mystical smoke."

Max Max Thicc:

"Yo, after this, can we grab a snack tho? I'm starvin' over here."

📝 Latest Club News:

  • Club Hangout: Full Moon meeting tonight at 8 PM. Don't forget your bone necklace. 🦴
  • New Member: Welcome Daisy the Destroyer! Please don't leave your chew toys unattended.
  • triforce Zelda OOT Garmr's fav's GarmrGarmr's fav playlist from OOT, Zelda's lullabye, Epona's song, and Prelude of Light. The sequence tells the way! 🧝‍♂️ link